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The Irish Language

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Our monthly swear box - despite our numbers -

would exceed the annual revenues

of twenty Googles and a handful of Amazons

without our ever becoming greedy fuckers

and while still giving a fuck about every fucker,

whatever his fucking station.

 

The fuck I did!

brooks no contradiction.

To tell a friend I fucking love you!

is as glorious and heartfelt a benediction

as any foreign poet ever penned.

Jesus, but I love you!

more profound a verse

than found in any prayerbook.

I'll fucking do you!

a succinct declaration of war.

 

Jesus fucking Christ!

has more of the divine in it

than liturgy or royal charter,

and it was the Stuttering Christ -

Christ on a Bike -

who drove those fuckers from the temple,

was nailed to a fucking tree,

and fucking Rose Again.

[Le gach meas cuí ar ár dteanga dhúchais.]

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